Misery Thy Name is P

[Love in a Lifeboat]

I hope this small rant will help some SOs. I needed to feel like I could address P directly. It came at a moment of helplessness and frustration. PAs who read this please, please don't take this personally. You are not P and P is not you.

Misery Thy Name is "P"
by Anonymous(LiaL)

"Let him go."

"No."

"Why?"

"He needs me."

"I'm the one who cooks for him."

"So, I don'thave to and could care less. That's what your fat a** is for. With me, he can eat how much he wants. I don't nag him about what or how much to eat. I don't care what he looks like. I never, ever have to look at him. He knows that MY picture will never change.And he doesn't ever have to see me stuff my face. As far as he is concerned, I don't have to eat at all to look this good. "

"I clean and care for his house."

"So, I don't have to and could care less. That's what your dumb job is. It just gives him more time to come and find me. In our world, he can be the biggest dirtiest slob in the world. I don't tell him he has to pick up after himself. I don't live there and don't care about his house or clothes. I never have to. As long as I'm not wearing anything, he's satisfied.;0) "

"I watch over our finances."

"So, I don't have to and could care less. I don't tell him how he should spend the money he makes. I don't care if he is rich or poor, as long as it keeps coming (and by the way it always does), I have no complaints. I don't even have to ask him for it, he just gives it to me for nothing. I could give a sh** if he spends his last and only nickel on me and you're in the poor house or how many kids you have. You're responsibility affords me the lifestyle I live and trust me it's a whole lot better than yours. My kids are set and my husband/boyfriend/partner and I laugh all the way to the bank. Psst...if you make him mad he might justhelp me make my beach house down payment by the end of this month. ;0)"

"I take care of him when he's sick."

"So, I don't have to. I could care less. I don't tell him to take care of himself because there are billions more just like him. As long as you're his stupid Nightingale, (yawn) getting his soup and meds,changing those smelly, fever sweated bed sheets, and (ugh) even wiping his snotty nose, he'll get better and meet me at his computer. Ka-Ching! Sick or healthy he knows I'm always a click away. As the screen will always lie to him, I'm always healthy ,beautiful and am never out of commission, if you know what I mean. He just comes back to me healthier and better than before. Thanks, you stupid B****."

"I'm real. I'm his wife. I love him."

"So, I'm his fantasy. I was his first wife, you interfering, controlling, fat a**, feeling, B****. You just need to get used to feeling like you're not good enough because as the reasons stated above you aren't and never will be. You can never go up against me and win because I was there at his lowest point every time and I said yes to everything and I mean everything every time. I never have to judge his fantasy because I don't even know him.

I was there for his every frustration and anger, for his every disappointment and for his every argument lost since he was a pimply faced adolescent teenager. Every b****after including you thinks just because you're real and lives with him and(rolling eyes) loves him(gag reflex), you have every right to come in between us and be first in his life. Newsflash, B****es, once I have my hooks in him,that's it. Game over.

He will never leave me. I'm in control of him and his libido. When he's with you, he's just thinking of how soon he can get back tome. I'm a beautiful, sexy naked P star who'll never get old, fat, talk, nag,have a menstrual cycle, be sick, be pregnant, etc. You know all that real cr*p. I'm only a d*mn visual. Oh... I'm also like potato chips, one of me will never,ever be enough. He'll look at hundreds of pictures and still keep looking atothers. Know why?

Because we'll never fulfill his real needs, but who he naively thinks does and keeps coming back; giving us more of his time and definitely more money in the hopes that one of us will have the answers he's really looking for. What are we therapists? Little does he know we will never ever give him the real 'fix' he is looking for. Know why?

Hello, I'm not real. I'm a picture or video a gazillion miles away with my own life. I don't give a f**k about him, you or your family. I got my own problems to deal with... I can't get my husband/boyfriend/ partner to stop looking at P."


Please feel free to add things I might have forgotten.

[BrokenHeartedAgain]

and guess what B***tch he'll blame you for how crappy he feels, how there's no more money left, he'll blame you because you're not fun anymore. You know what the funniest thing is you stupid ugly cow!???? He'll never know that he feels all these things and he's so miserable all because of ME.... he'll never know it... he'll just blame you... and always come back to ME.

[WifeOfNewLifeMan]

We had a good time last night. You didn't know? You thought when he is happy and attentive to you that he ignores me? ROFL! He comes to me when he is happy too. He really doesn't need a reason, just excuses. Its ok, I am always there for him!