[Dominus]

There was a little boy, and he was sitting in the church with his mum. During the service he starts to look very poorly and his mum asks him if he is ok,

"No, mum, I feel like I am going to throw up", he says...

Its the middle of the service, and his mum doesnt want him throwing up on the seats, so she tells him to go out the back to find somewhere to throw up. A few minutes later the boy returns looking somewhat better.

"Are you ok?" asks his mum, "where did you do it?"

"I did it in the box out the back that everyone puts the money into" explains the boy

"The contribution box" says him mum appalled, "But why???"

"Well" Explained the boy, "On the box it says - For The Sick"