[Dominus]

An extremely well presented lady walks into a bank in Manhattan and asks to speak to the Manager.

The manager appears, ushers her into an office and the well dressed lady explains to him that she would like to take out a loan for $1000 for two weeks. The bank manager scratches his head and says that it is a bit unusual and short notice, but he may be able to organise something if she can present some ID and something as Collateral.

Of course says the Lady, she presents ID and asks whether her Rolls Royce which is outside the bank would be acceptable collateral?

The bank manager looks out of the window, sees a beautiful Rolls Royce Silver Shadow outside the bank, he agrees to the loan, he transferres the money to her account and the lady gives him the keys. He tells her that he will have the car parked in the secure compund behind the bank where it will be very safe.

2 weeks late the lady returns. The bank manager issues her a final statement and she writes out a cheque for $1015.76 for the loan plus $10 setup fee plus $5.76 interest charges. They then fetch her car and place it outside the front of the bank

as she is leaving the bank manager is busting with curiosity, and he asks her if she would mind telling him what the loan had been for...

Of course said the Lady, where else in Manhattan could I find secure car parking for 2 weeks for only $15 and 76 cents?