[Cobalt]

One of my favorite comedians, Mitch Hedberg, had a lot of great jokes. A lot of them you had to see and hear him say it before it was truly as funny as it should be, because his delivery was so different.

"This shirt is dry clean only, that means it's dirty."
"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it"
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."