My Colleague just told me this joke, which I found quite funny, so simply had to share it with you guys (apologies in advance, because I laugh at most things)
Ok so one day there was this guy who absolutely loved tractors! He didnt stop talking about tractors, he had magazines of tractors, he had posters of tractors in all sorts of colours. It was tractor this, and tractor that. He just dreamed of tractors day and night.
One day there was this tractor exhibition being held just down the road from his village, so he got so excited and trundled of down th road to the exhibition. There were hundreds of shiny new tractors. But at the end was this gorgeous shiny red tractor, with beautiful chrome pipes. He just stood and said that it is the most beautiful tractor he has ever seen. Then the owner popped out and said, you can have a ride on it if you want.
The guy couldn't believe it so he jumped on it, and took it for a ride.
5 minutes later he came back with a depressed look on his face. The Tractor owner said whats the matter. The guy said it was all bumpy and steamy and horrible. I really dont like tractors anymore, infact i just them. That has changed my views completely - I do not like tractors.
The guy then left the exhibition and plodded on home down the road. As he was walking he noticed this house burning and the smoke was filling this house completely. He then heard a few scream from inside the house. In a flash, he went to the house and too a huge breath in and inhaled all the smoke, which cleared the house and the people run out.
The whole village arrived and said that was amazing, your a hero, how did you do that?
The guy replied " Im just an "ExTractorFan"
