[Vorlan]

A man leads a bad life and is sent to hell. Satan meets him at the gate and says there are three rooms where he can be sent and the man will be able to choose which one he goes to.
The first room is full of people standing on their heads being prodded with tridents by demons. The man doesn't like the look of this and asks to see the next room.
The second room is full of people standing on their heads being burnt in an eternal flame. "This is even worse" sain the man "Show me the last room!"
The third room is full of people standing waist deep in sewage with the most horrible things floating in ti drinking cups of tea. "This isn't so bad the man says, I'll have this one".
The man collects his tea and has only just started drinking when a demon runs in and shouts "OK, tea break is over, back on your heads!"